You've just landed in Malta. You're wandering through Valletta or Mdina, soaking up the ancient stone walls, and wondering:
"What stories do these streets hold? What if these walls could talk?"
Well… guess what?
They can. And I'm here to make sure you hear them.
I'm Giacomo Muscat, your local guide, history-obsessed storyteller, and, on most nights, a Maltese pirate, rogue, or knight straight out of the past. At Malta Themed Tours, I don't just tell history—I bring it to life.
Most history tours? Let's be honest. They're like listening to a textbook being read aloud while you shuffle between landmarks. Not here.
With me, you're stepping into a living, breathing, dramatic adventure. I dress up, take on a historical role, and throw you straight into the action. Expect wild tales, scandalous secrets, and the kind of insider stories that never make it into guidebooks.
Think of it as part theatre, part time travel, and 100% unforgettable.
📅 Every Wednesday at 7 PM
📍 Mdina – Malta's Silent City
Mdina might be peaceful now, but in the 15th century? Absolute chaos. Murderous nobles, deadly betrayals, and a pirate guide (that's me!) leading you through the city's darkest secrets. Ever wanted to live in a real-life Game of Thrones? This is as close as it gets!
📅 Every Friday at 7 PM
📍 Valletta – Malta's Capital of Sin
Ah, Valletta… built by knights, ruled by corsairs, and filled with more scandal than a reality show. On this tour, you'll meet a love-struck 17th-century sea captain (me, again) who will show you how to survive, thrive, or fall in disgrace in a city packed with pirates, prostitutes, and power-hungry rulers.
✅ I'm not just a guide—I'm a time-traveling rogue. Expect costumes, drama, and a history lesson you'll actually remember.
✅ No boring facts, just epic storytelling. Malta's past was wild—I make sure you feel every betrayal, battle, and buried secret.
✅ The Dutch-Maltese Connection – Did you know Maltese sailors joined the Dutch East India Company (VOC)? Some even changed their names to sound Dutch—so your ancestors might've been part Maltese!
For my Dutch friends, I've got something extra special for you.
📅 April 19th, 2024
⏰ 14:00 (2 PM)
📍 Valletta
💰 €15 per person
This isn't just any tour—it's an exclusive, one-time-only experience just for the NedMalta community. Expect the wildest stories, an intimate small-group setting, and a few surprises I'm keeping secret for now. 👀
Tickets will be available soon—so keep your eyes peeled! You don't want to miss this one.
🎟 Book your adventure now at: www.maltathemedtours.com
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See you in the past… or should I say, the real Malta.
Op zondag 2 november 2025 nodigt Heritage Malta iedereen uit om de schaduwen van het verleden te betreden tijdens 'Dark Tales of Fort St Elmo'. Dit unieke avondprogramma brengt de meest aangrijpende momenten uit de Maltese geschiedenis tot leven – recht binnen de muren van een van de meest indrukwekkende forten van het eiland.
Na de geweldige Oranje-sfeer van 9 oktober, toen maar liefst ruim 2000 Nederlandse supporters in het stadion stonden voor de WK-kwalificatiewedstrijd Malta – Nederland, is het alweer tijd voor Round 2!
Ja hoor, het is weer zover. Net toen we dachten dat oktober gewoon nog een verlengstuk van de zomer was — bam! — komt het Maltese weer met een plottwist waar zelfs Netflix jaloers op zou zijn.
De nachten worden langer, de lucht frisser… en het is weer die tijd van het jaar: Halloween komt eraan! 🕸️
Dit jaar pakken we het groot aan met twee onvergetelijke feesten op één avond — en het mooiste? Je kunt bij allebei binnen voor maar €10 met ons exclusieve combiticket! 🧙♀️💥
Binnen één dag na het sluiten van de eerste verkoop werden we overspoeld met berichten van mensen die het Oranje-shirt hadden gemist. De inbox stroomde vol: "Zijn ze echt op?", "Komen er nog bij?", "Ik wil er zo graag één als aandenken!"
